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And you could be in pictures!
WRITE A SCREENPLAY!
Pick a strip ... any strip! And you can write your own text for it! Make the characters say what you want them to say! Have them talk about how great you are, and how the whole world should recognize your greatness! Then use it as a screensaver or print it off and frame it or catch the creator of the series at a convention and get him to sign it! Sure to be the big-break you need to get Hollywood's attention!
BECOME AN EXTRA!
Get a walk-on in an upcoming Catacombs strip! We'll cartoon-you-up and have you hanging out with the gang! That's you - sitting at a side table drinking tea ... or standing in the crowd looking up at the sky ... or you in a thousand other situations! Sure to be the big-break you need to get Hollywood's attention!
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GET A STARRING ROLE!
Don't wait for a big-break to come your way - BUY your way in! For a big-buck contribution, you can not only be caricaturized and be in a Catacombs strip, but you can have a starring role - with lines and everything! Be immortalized as a gangster with memorable lines like, "Yeah, see! Yeah!" Or be cast as a blood-sucking vampire and utter, "I vant to suck your blood - Blah!" Why, the possibilities are endless! And if you donate again, we'll just give you a new character to perform! Become the new Lon Chaney of your time! Sure to be the big-break you need to get Hollywood's attention!
Just "Add to Cart" your selection and make sure we have your name and photo. Contact us from the "Send a Message" page or email the information to: firstname.lastname@example.org.